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arnoldschoenberg:

things i want from a relationship:

  • musical theatre duets
5759 Apr 17th

I just know dyke drama when I see it.

12546 Apr 17th

mechacop:

i remember one year in school, our french teacher had to pull the class aside and give us a talk about our final essays because not only did one kid in the class put his paper through Google Translate, but he translated it to Spanish by accident and handed it in thinking it was the correct language.

98863 Apr 17th

edwardspoonhands:

moeranda:

itseliberg33:

can she just get an award or something

I reblog this whenever it pops up on my dash.

So many directions she could have gone with this joke…out of infinite possibilities…she picked the best possible direction.

701486 Apr 17th

panic-at-the-dildos:

djali96:

panic-at-the-dildos:

damn son vaginas get itchy too and u don’t see us shoving our hands down our pants it’s called self control go find some

Wut?

DAMN SON VAGINAS GET ITCHY TOO AND U DON’T SEE US SHOVING OUR HANDS DOWN OUR PANTS IT’S CALLED SELF CONTROL G O F I N D S O M E

362226 Apr 17th

spoken-not-written:

THE CUTEST THING IS WHEN SOMEONE CAN’T STOP SMILING LIKE THEY SMILE THEN THEY TRY TO NOT SMILE THEN THEY END UP SMILING MORE AND THEIR CHEEKS GO ALL CUTE AND SAPOIDSP[DOSADPSA[]PS[]DSAPD[]SAP

94076 Apr 17th

mountainboats:

okay so the thing about Augustus Waters is that he’s this ridiculous asshole who talks in circles and never lights his cigarettes because he’s so full of important metaphors and he’s just this pretentious dick of a character right except he’s not he’s not he’s insecure and…

1497 Apr 17th
can’t hold it back anymore

959 Apr 17th
9571 Apr 17th

It’s the first kiss, it’s flawless, really something… It’s fearless.

377 Apr 17th

peetamellarkthebreadboy:

Should I be laughing this hard? 😂

197 Apr 15th
100 Apr 15th
"I’m a 42-year-old woman who likes to talk about sex, and I’ve got a foul mouth," says Menzel unapologetically. "Moms bring their little 6-year-olds to my shows in Elphaba costumes or Elsa costumes, and I have a responsibility. Sometimes that’s challenging to figure out how to continue to be myself even though there’s a little girl in the front row."
8692 Apr 15th
Me:
Wow, I'm home alone.

Me:
*In the shower* I WISH THAT I HAD JESSIE'S GIRL

Me:
*Into a hairbrush* NO YOU DIDN'T HAVE TO CUT ME OFF

Me:
*Running around the house* TONI-I-I-I-I-IGHT WE ARE YOUNG

Me:
*Upside down, balancing herself on the couch* IM FEELIN' SEXY AND FREEE

Me:
*Making microwave popcorn* BABY YOU LIGHT UP MY WORLD LIKE NOBODY ELSE

Family:
*comes home*

Me:
*Locks herself in room and goes on Tumblr*

459799 Apr 15th

sexponents:

i feel like i lose all my friends slowly like yeah were still friends but each day we talk less until we become strangers again

80877 Apr 15th